BLOGGERS:
He can't get the girl.
He's belting high A's.
I'm in my parent's basement
counting down the days.

But, every waking hour goes so slow.
We want another episode of ROMEO!

I can't wait
'til the upload date to see!
O.M.G.!

SETH (on the phone): Hey! Don't know if you've checked the numbers today -- we are blazing! Call me!

BLOGGERS:
It's so cutting-edge.
Old fogies may scoff,
but it's clear the best new Broadway
is off-off-off!

I SO relate to Lucy.
I 'heart' Trent.
It stars a social outcast.
Represent!

I'm totes obsessed.
It's just the best and free!
O.M.G.!

CLARKE (on the phone): Hey, Byron. It's me again. If you'd just give us a chance to explain. We meant to tell you, we did. It wasn't meant to hurt you. Please, please call me back.

LONELY GIRL:
I had no reason to live --
no boyfriend, no long term plan.
Then, I found your show 'ROMEO'
and now, I'm your biggest fan!

SETH (on the phone): Where are you? I need to see the completed script like yesterday!

BLOGGERS:
The story is yours.
The story is mine.
At the open call audition,
I'll be first in line.

It's more than just a web-show,
it's a way of life.
From the lowest lonely loser
to the hottest wife,
we can all relate.
And, that's what's great:
everybody sees a role they know
in ROMEO!
O.M.G.!